Sausage Talk Episode 1
Bonus · published 2022-09-29 · archive #133

[0:00:09] Eric: I mean, are you going to do, like, a big introduction?
[0:00:12] Geoff: Payton, office talk! Here we go, episode one!
[0:00:17] Eric: I guess I said yes.
[0:00:20] Gavin: I started off as, like, half-crazy frog straight into it.
[0:00:25] Geoff: So, I'm going to prep. Supplemental content, right? Out the bat. This is not, this is, it's content adjacent, right? I guess it's canonical, but this is not the main content. This worries me greatly.
[0:00:36] Gavin: Well, what do you mean? We're all here, the same cast as F**kface, not making F**kface. This is not F**kface. We have to somehow not make it.
[0:00:44] Andrew: We're not. I don't, yeah, I don't see how that works. I think we're just going to make F**kface. No, we didn't make F**kface when we did the Apple review. We kind of did. But that was a very pointed, different thing. I don't, I mean, I can't see the whiteboard, so maybe, maybe it is going to be different. Geoff told me it's not important for you to see the whiteboard.
[0:01:00] Gavin: All right, let's give Andrew the whiteboard. Jeff dragged the whiteboard from another conference room into this recording room.
[0:01:07] Eric: It took a long time. I recorded it. It was a whole thing.
[0:01:09] Geoff: First off, I want to get into that, because actually, I want to talk about the whiteboard situation real fast. But first, let me just say this. So we, I presented this idea to F**kface a while ago, and that idea was we should have an office stay, where we come in once a month, and we just like, we talk about the business, we talk about like what we want to achieve, maybe make some supplemental content, that kind of thing. It's a different brand. And, uh, what? What's a different brand? What do you say? Achieve.
[0:01:36] Unidentified: Achieve?
[0:01:37] Gavin: What? I like that this also could be up in the air for which business we're talking about, like, talking Rooster Teeth, are we talking Uniform?
[0:01:44] Geoff: No, we're talking, listen, we're here, in this capacity, we are talking F**kface, which is a subsidiary of Flukeface, which we don't talk about often, which is a subsidiary. It's more of a holding company. It's more of a holding company, which is a subsidiary of Uniform. So anything that falls in the purview of F**k, Fluke, or Yuna, we're talking about.
[0:02:03] Gavin: So I feel like this should be Uniform. I guess so. I think supplementals should just fall under the Uniform umbrella.
[0:02:10] Geoff: Okay. Okay. Well, that's part of what we're here to determine, right?
[0:02:13] Gavin: To work all this stuff out. So this is more of a Uniform board meeting. Uniform.
[0:02:16] Eric: Oh, that's okay. All right. So it's not so much office day, this is a Uniform board meeting. Got it.
[0:02:23] Geoff: I presented this idea. I didn't think anybody would go for it. I definitely didn't think Gavin would go for it. But then everybody was like, oh, it's a great idea. We'll do it. And then you went and did it with your other productions, and it was highly successful.
[0:02:34] Eric: Oh, I stole it for Face Jam, and we started a new podcast. We went and ate stuff. What's up with that? Here's my problem. We had like a whole plan. Yeah. So what I did was I came in prepared, and then we achieved what we attempted to. That's another brand.
[0:02:49] Geoff: Here's my problem with that. By doing that, which is great. I mean, ideas shouldn't exist in a vacuum. We should be able to share them. He's about to tell me why it should exist in a vacuum and why we shouldn't share it. No, no. Here's my problem with it, though. You've done it to great success. Yeah. Yes. You've taken our idea and done it to great success before we got to do our idea once, which is fine, except I feel like that puts an undue amount of pressure on us to at least perform as well as. What's that, Andrew?
[0:03:14] Andrew: Disagree. I agree with you completely. Yeah, I agree with you. He set the bar to a level that we might not be able to hit. Yeah.
[0:03:21] Geoff: Yeah. I feel like we are now going to be measured against the stick of the Face Jam office day, and if we don't hit three yards or however tall that stick is, then we've failed.
[0:03:30] Eric: It's a Dinklage.
[0:03:31] Geoff: Oh, yeah. I'm sorry. I should have been speaking in Dinklage.
[0:03:34] Eric: It's, I don't, I'll be honest, coming into this, we had one thing planned. Yeah. And we didn't do it. What was that? You hitting baseballs?
[0:03:43] Geoff: Oh, well, that, listen, the one thing we, that wasn't the reason we did this. That was a, hey, let's, let's have office day. And then you go, it would be.
[0:03:51] Gavin: Was this not one of the reasons that we had office day was to hit the baseballs? You're going to say that you wanted to get stuff not on the weekends anymore.
[0:03:57] Geoff: Yeah. Yeah. And, but the idea for office day came before the idea of like hitting baseballs was thrown into office day, which where it fits and where it makes sense.
[0:04:06] Eric: It would be the thing that we were planning to do on the office day. It was a thing we were planning to do on the office day. And we didn't do it. Right. On this office day.
[0:04:11] Geoff: Because Gavin's hurt and I'm hurt. I mean, what am I doing? I mean, what am I doing? You got to dodge those balls, man. I'm dodging balls. I got to do it on fucking gammie ankles.
[0:04:21] Eric: We have all those balls in my office too. There are so many. So many balls. They are so heavy. Yeah. They're brutal. Yeah. I know. Cause I had to hate, I had to carry them. Yeah. But we couldn't hit the baseballs today, but that's fine because Andrew is here. We also couldn't do MVP today. And that's unfortunate. And Andrew is here because the presentation is not ready.
[0:04:40] Andrew: Yeah. It's just gotta, gotta get that present. You want the banana wipes. It's hard. There's not a standard wipe.
[0:04:45] Gavin: Can I ask you this, Andrew? How, how much effort have you put in? Have you opened the document yet?
[0:04:52] Andrew: Uh, I haven't opened the document yet.
[0:04:55] Eric: I have, I wish pregnant pause.
[0:05:00] Gavin: I would have put so much money on that answer.
[0:05:04] Andrew: I would say I've put 5% in, but that's, that's a lot of, that's a core 5% that I've done. I've got the images in my head. I got kind of the arc figured out. I haven't put the document in, but it's in the head. It's in my head right now. I can see it.
[0:05:18] Geoff: The fucking, I wish you could see the image of Gavin's face.
[0:05:27] Andrew: I mean, if it's gonna, you know what? I'm gonna make the talk right now. I'm gonna open it right now. So we're already at 10%. That's 6% now.
[0:05:41] Eric: Oh man.
[0:05:45] Geoff: So, I think what we'll do today, since we can't hit baseballs, is we'll film the SBI supplemental we talked about.
[0:05:51] Eric: Oh, that's good. Yeah, yeah. We'll record, because I want to hear about, Gavin doesn't remember any of it, but I do want to hear about what you guys, how your experience with SBI. Yeah, I want to hear it too, because I missed the last two days of recording.
[0:06:02] Gavin: Andrew was talking to me about it last night, and I was already, already stuff I'd forgotten.
[0:06:06] Eric: I was like, oh yeah. Oh, that's good. That'll be good. Just to jog your memory, and that'll be something really soon.
[0:06:10] Geoff: You and the audience will learn about it at the same time. But while we were sitting waiting for Gavin to come in, you, Andrew, Jeff, and Eric were having conversations about movies, and it was so funny, and I felt like we were burning material, that we decided we should record it and then create a supplemental series called Office Talk, or maybe it's the Uniform Boardroom Meeting. I really like that. However, however we choose to go with it, I like that idea too. Anyway, I wrote a bunch of stuff down on the board for us to discuss, and we decided that this might be an opportunity to see, you know, to get the pier behind the veil, a little bit of seeing how the sausage is made, while not making f*** face. Right, we're not making the show right now. We're not making f*** face. Right. And if this is so f*** face, maybe we can't even release it. I don't know. I'm a little worried.
[0:06:52] Gavin: If we make, if it's too close to f*** face, it can't come out?
[0:06:55] Eric: Then it has to just be an episode? Well, it can't be an episode, it can't be an episode. It can't be an episode. It's just 121.
[0:07:00] Gavin: How many supplemental pieces have we made? We made, um...
[0:07:06] Andrew: There's been a couple of Q&As.
[0:07:07] Gavin: Yeah, there was a bit of Raymond Sommere. How many Q&As did you have, Andrew?
[0:07:11] Andrew: I think I recorded three, two of them came out. Okay, two.
[0:07:14] Eric: Oh, the third one didn't come out?
[0:07:15] Geoff: I don't think so, no. I can check on it. What is Raymond, what's the Raymond Sommere thing? When he, when the freeze happened? Q&A, wasn't it? Yeah. No, no, that was... Oh, no, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. The two-minute one, yeah. There, there was the, uh... Apples? The Apple review. Tuxedo. The Tuxedo watching. Andrew's, uh, Tuxedo bidding.
[0:07:34] Eric: Oh, that's, okay. Fluke face? Oh, fluke face. Fluke face.
[0:07:38] Geoff: That's seven right there. Yeah, it's... Yeah. According to my math. It's a pretty good one. Finger math.
[0:07:43] Eric: Way to go, man. Yeah, I got it. I think that's it. Okay, so, so this is either the eighth piece of supplemental content or episode 121. Fucking hell. What season is this?
[0:07:57] Geoff: Of the supplemental. Are we in season one of supplemental? You guys made me mad. We don't do seasons anymore. So, uh, so anyway, wrote a bunch of stuff down. Also, we wanted to do it in this room, but this room was occupied by another production briefly, so we started in the conference room. I wrote a bunch of thought starters down on the whiteboard, things we could talk about, dig into, mix it up on, that kind of thing. Yeah. And then Eric was like, you should take a photo of that so you can bring it into the new room with me when we move. I looked at the whiteboard. It's got wheels. So I'm like, why don't we just take the whole whiteboard with us? That's not a problem. Walked out into the hallway with the whiteboard, ran into, uh, the STF crew, like John and Barbara and Blaine, and to a person, every one of them looked disappointed to see me. I don't, and they were. I think they were. Instantly.
[0:08:49] Unidentified: Right?
[0:08:50] Geoff: Right? Right. I even saw John. I was like, hey man, long time no see. And he's like, yeah, yeah. And then he goes, what's going on? You, you hear a lot now? And I'm like, no, no, no. And he goes, he asked me, he's like, where is, when the, redoing the office, where's your office? It's not, he, like he wanted to make sure I'm not officeed close to him.
[0:09:05] Gavin: These people have moved into this building, they've moved back in, it's like the first people back in, and they've known peace for the past three weeks or whatever, month or two, and they walk out and they see you dragging the whiteboard out of their conference room with me riding on the back, spilling water all over the floor, and trying to grab my coffee
[0:09:25] Geoff: in the other hand. All we were doing was taking a whiteboard from one conference room to another room. It's not the end of the world. They, it, they, they looked offended. Yeah. And it's not even, it's not even from their office. They have, they, I'm sure they have their own whiteboard in their office. Well, Barbara asked if it was their whiteboard. Yeah, there you go. Very distrustful. Anyway, so, man, I'm feeling really unliked right now by the rest of the company, which is something I've been suspecting for about 15 years, really solidified in the hallways of Rooster Teeth today. Don't, not, don't appreciate it. Tough. Uh, ah, damn, dude.
[0:09:59] Gavin: This is why, hmm. I feel like that's the reaction we want. Like, am I sad that we walk out of a room and John sighs? A little, but mainly it's funny. I think that's the vibe.
[0:10:14] Geoff: Like, I was happy to see John. I was like, oh, there's John. John was not happy to see Jeff.
[0:10:18] Eric: Totally different reactions. Different faces. Mm-hmm. This is starting to broach on face. I'm just letting you know. All right, so shit to discuss.
[0:10:25] Gavin: Have we ever had something that was latched onto as strongly as extra medium so far on the podcast?
[0:10:31] Eric: Dude, and it's only just started. Like, that's the worst.
[0:10:33] Gavin: Like, if we were trying to go for an episode with engagement, I feel like that one probably has the most comments.
[0:10:38] Geoff: Uh, I would think that and the pencil. Maybe.
[0:10:41] Andrew: Pencil trial was a lot. Pencil trial.
[0:10:43] Gavin: Yeah.
[0:10:44] Geoff: Uh, yeah, I think so. But it is definitely in the top three. And also, uh, I think the thing that's the most amazing about it is I didn't anticipate any of that. No. Like, I didn't think, oh, this is something that the audience is going to have strong opinions on. No. And, uh, and really, like, be into. I, it was throwaway to me. I did not realize it was going to take on this life that it has. Right.
[0:11:06] Gavin: It was kind of throwaway the first time it came up, but I think the second time, and then especially when everyone started turning.
[0:11:12] Geoff: Yeah. Oh, yeah.
[0:11:12] Gavin: Yeah. We're now, we're pretty deep in. The turn's been tough.
[0:11:15] Eric: It's been tough on Eric. Yeah.
[0:11:16] Gavin: So, so I didn't really hear the story about your wife.
[0:11:18] Eric: Oh, I guess we didn't. I just brought it up. She, uh, she's like, what's the extra medium thing? And I explained it. And that, like, just found its way on her radar without you even mentioning? Yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah. She saw the extra medium, like, tweets or whatever. And she just went, what is this? And I said, what would you, like, Gavin asked for an extra medium shirt. What size is that? And she went, medium. And I went, all right, well. She's so right. So it's been divisive in my household.
[0:11:46] Gavin: It was a quiet evening.
[0:11:47] Eric: Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. But we had the similar conversation with, uh, it happened. And then, uh, we recorded another show with, uh, Jason Saldana. And, uh, we asked, hey, what's the extra medium? And he agreed with me. He's like, it's large. It's like a bigger medium. It's just like a large. Text Jason. And then he asked his wife, and his wife said, medium. And I said, it's fine. It's, you're going to give it a couple of weeks and you'll turn to. It doesn't matter. So, here we go.
[0:12:13] Gavin: I'm texting Jason right now. You think medium?
[0:12:16] Geoff: I have, I have the conversation. It's between Gus, Jason, and I, okay? Uh, I hope Jason doesn't mind me sharing this. Uh, I posed the extra medium conundrum to, I'll say it, to my wife. Uh, and laid out both sides very clearly. She had a really interesting perspective. Uh-huh. She thinks we're all idiots. And I said, but what's the right answer? And he says, okay, we just talked about it more. Her position is that extra medium does not exist. There is medium only. Acceptable shirt sizes through the range would be extra small, small, medium, medium, marge, large, extra large. And then Jason said, and I was like, what the hell? And Jason was like, but aren't you a marge guy? How do you feel about smedium? And I'm like, it's as valid as marge to me. Smedium is as valid as marge. Uh, and then Jason said, uh, Gus said, uh, is extra medium closer to smedium, medium, or marge?
[0:13:10] Eric: I think, I think you're activating a sleeper cell somewhere.
[0:13:15] Geoff: I know. This is it. This is like that movie, uh, with, uh, what's it? Uh, fucking Mel Gibson, where he reads Catcher in the Rye and then he kills people. Uh, I would love to get an answer to that, Jason said. She's gone chaotic and has not, and has decided an extra medium doesn't exist and therefore the question is no longer valid. And that's where he ended up. So, oh, and then he said, this is interesting. He said, let's start a movement where we just resize clothes to one through ten.
[0:13:43] Eric: Yeah. That's a great, that's a very good idea. That's a great idea.
[0:13:47] Gavin: Because there's no hard limit to how big someone can be.
[0:13:49] Eric: Um, then I don't understand, we already have, what the fuck did you just, what? But we already have that with fucking shirt sizes. We had a little shoes, dude. We're just numbering it. What's that shoe? What are you talking about? What's that shoe?
[0:13:59] Andrew: Yeah, I don't, I don't think the scale might be big enough. Like how many numbers, I think we might need more numbers. So let's start with extra small is one.
[0:14:08] Eric: Small is two. Medium? Is three. Three. Medium? Medium is four. Yeah. Is extra medium in there somewhere? Yeah, it's four.
[0:14:19] Geoff: Whatever you call. Medium is four. Okay. A large is five. A large is six. Extra large is seven. And then we go up to three X on shirts. So you go two, three. You get to four X. And that's ten. Size one through ten. That's pretty good. That's a pretty good range. That's, that's what most shirt ranges are. And that makes more sense to me than like, if I were to say, Gavin, what shoe size do you wear? And you go, ah, I wear a Marge. Like that doesn't make sense to me. But if you tell me you wear a ten, I go, okay. Yep. I know how big your penis is. Great. There you go.
[0:14:47] Andrew: Andrew, do you agree with shirt sizing one through ten? It's, I don't, something about it feels off. I'm kind of with Gavin on it. Like what you're saying is logical.
[0:14:57] Gavin: You're going to have, you're going to be selling 11s and 12s to some people.
[0:15:00] Andrew: Yeah. And then like, will there be different for different genders? Will there be different number combination? I guess. What you're, I don't know, what you're expressing already exists. I know.
[0:15:09] Eric: Yeah, you're right. So what are you talking about? You're not wrong. I know. No, I just, it feels weird.
[0:15:13] Gavin: You said the scale was one to ten. Right. It is.
[0:15:15] Eric: It's one to ten. And then he said, well, what about genders? Like, right. That already exists. A women's medium is different from a men's medium. Yeah. So I don't know what the issue is here. A children's medium is different than an adult medium. Like I don't. Yeah.
[0:15:29] Andrew: I don't, I logically can't fight against you right now. Right. Because I'm right. Can you often logically fight against people? Well, it's debatable.
[0:15:39] Gavin: I saw such a good little synopsis for F*** Face. It was a comment someone left just describing Andrew. I just thought it was brilliant. Feyron on our site said, Andrew has the ability to take on a bet, lose immensely, and then cause a 15 minute debate to explain how he didn't lose while simultaneously proving just how hard he did lose. I think that is such a phenomenal take. Andrew, you should run for president in America someday.
[0:16:08] Geoff: You've got all the skills required. Goddamn. Oh, man. Who said that? Fadron? Fadron? Fadron? Phenomenon?
[0:16:19] Unidentified: That's so wrong. Fadron?
[0:16:20] Eric: You're willing to forget a name seven seconds up there yet. Is this a show where we just give Jeff a name, ask him one other question, and go, hey, so what was that name? It's like you can play the Beetlejuice game with me.
[0:16:33] Geoff: Spell red. All right. 3x7. Red.
[0:16:37] Andrew: How has your life changed, Gavin, since becoming the face of extra medium? Have you felt precious in other eras?
[0:16:46] Gavin: That's what I want to know. I just feel like I've done good work there. That's what I've, and Eric looks at me funny every time it comes up. He scowls. He looks down. And I think that is the intended effect.
[0:16:57] Eric: It's so infuriating, especially when you guys go, yeah, I don't like to agree with them, but I have to agree with them.
[0:17:04] Gavin: That's the worst part. My favorite part, I think, was in episode 119, where everyone started to change their opinion, and they would all explain why, and they were just repeating the exact thing I said on the previous episode, almost word for word. Jeff did it, and Nick was like, oh, I see Jeff's point. I was like, Jeff's point's my point.
[0:17:21] Geoff: Yeah, but you have a way, you have a way of being accurately, accurately distasteful. Like, you're right, but in a way that makes people not on board with you. I don't know what it is.
[0:17:34] Gavin: Like, I could get up there in front of everyone behind the podium and be like, wait, come on,
[0:17:38] Unidentified: guys, you've got to remember, like, shut up, and the song comes up and says the same.
[0:17:44] Geoff: All this being said, first bullet point under shit to discuss, because this is a board meeting, I guess. Uh, what do we do with extra medium? Do we change, so we can change the shirts in the store to just say small, extra medium, large. Here's why I think that's a good idea. Okay.
[0:18:01] Gavin: I think it's a funny joke. It's a nice little, uh, you know, nice little reference, but also it's going to confuse people and potentially damage sales, which is the point of the show. Yeah. Yeah. Uh. It's the point of the show. I think that is the point of the show. It's the point of the show. I like the idea of it. Yeah.
[0:18:17] Geoff: It's the point of the show.
[0:18:18] Eric: All right. Hang on. I'm doing it.
[0:18:20] Geoff: We just had a, we just had a, a sales thing come through where, uh, this is some of the sausage, uh, where, uh, they were like, Hey, this other reasonably pod popular podcast, uh, is open to doing trade ads. Yeah. Which, you know, you do sometimes like, Hey, this, these, we'll, we'll run a free ad on your podcast. You run a free ad on ours. You know, it's like, uh, you scratch my back. I'll scratch yours kind of thing. Yeah. And it goes to all the, all the different, uh, I guess like podcast IP holders and everybody says yes or no. And it gets to me and I'm like, yeah, if they want to do a face ad, I'm all about it. And then like an hour later, I get an email that's like, yeah, they're probably not interested.
[0:19:00] Eric: There you go. All right. So I put in the request with, uh, our merchandise department to, can we change the size medium on everything face to extra medium, please? So do we still have that sizing chart as well that you can pull up? Why would I need to give them the sizing chart? No, no. So you can change the sizing, change it on that.
[0:19:17] Gavin: Only on face merch. Eric's got his head in his hand, which, which is immediately telling me we should do that.
[0:19:24] Geoff: Yeah.
[0:19:24] Gavin: You gotta be thorough.
[0:19:26] Geoff: So do I have to give them a sizing chart? No, just say that. Can you change it on the sizing chart too, but only for.
[0:19:30] Andrew: So let's just assume this all happens.
[0:19:33] Geoff: Okay.
[0:19:34] Andrew: Let's run this through. Yeah. So it's extra medium. Gavin, you buy an extra medium shirt from the store. One of the ones. Yeah. Would you be disappointed that it's just medium, that it is not extra medium? I'd probably be thankful that it's not large. Okay. That's fair. It's a great point. Are you going to start ordering other things extra medium? Like, I think you need to take this into the field, like a steak. Oh, that's what my wife said. Next time you order a steak.
[0:19:59] Eric: That's what my wife said when I brought it up to her, that she just said, like, I'm going to, we're going to go to a steakhouse. I'm going to order a steak extra medium. And then the waiter's going to have to watch us get a divorce on the spot.
[0:20:09] Gavin: We should. I feel like we should all try out that homework. I'm not doing it. At a steak place. No. What do you mean?
[0:20:18] Eric: Because they're going to give me something well done.
[0:20:21] Gavin: Should we? Oh. Hey. I think it's interesting to test that and see if we all got the same result. Here's what we do. That is fascinating.
[0:20:27] Geoff: Let's all get a steak dinner together. Or a steak lunch. Okay. And one of us will order it medium rare. One of us will order it medium. And one of us will order it extra medium. I love this idea. Gavin can order his extra medium.
[0:20:38] Eric: Why don't we flip a coin? I'm not doing it. I'm ordering my medium.
[0:20:44] Gavin: Let's flip a sock. I think it's, I think it has to be random and I hope it's you.
[0:20:47] Unidentified: It sucks.
[0:20:55] Geoff: All right. Well, let's table that. I think we should get steak lunch. Okay. I'm into steak lunch. That's a good idea.
[0:20:59] Gavin: That could be on our next Unifarm board meeting. Oh, that's true. Yeah, that's true. Just steak lunch that day.
[0:21:04] Eric: Sorry, Andrew. I'll buy you like a Big Mac and you can be like. Fantastic.
[0:21:07] Geoff: Yeah. Also. Or we could fly you here. Yeah. I may need to change the date of our next board meeting. I may be out of town.
[0:21:14] Andrew: I didn't even know we had a date for the next board meeting. It's on the calendar. Is it? Yeah.
[0:21:19] Gavin: Just a month from today. Yeah. Oh, Jason texts me back. Oh, what'd he say? Oh my God. It's a paragraph.
[0:21:24] Eric: Oh my God. It's so much text. It's so much.
[0:21:28] Geoff: And should I just say, if we haven't made it clear, Jason is somebody who used to work with Rooster Teeth and who's been a friend of, well, a friend of all of ours, but a friend of mine for longer. He's the person I've known the longest in Austin.
[0:21:40] Eric: He was on another episode of Anma, which is great. That was really fun. Yeah. But now Gavin's just getting paragraphs.
[0:21:50] Gavin: Do you want to read the dissertation? Is it safe? Yeah. I think I can read it. He said, I think in principle, an extra medium would be bigger than, oh, he's writing more. He's writing more. Would be bigger than medium and smaller than large. Uh-huh. This is despite agreeing with the fact that extra does not inherently just mean bigger. I feel like if someone asked me for an extra medium shirt, I think, oh, this little guy is growing up, but can't quite fill out a large. If you work at a movie theater and someone ordered an extra medium popcorn, what would you take that to mean? Or would you just quit on the spot? When I post the extra medium thing to my wife, her contention was that we're stupid.
[0:22:30] Geoff: So if extra medium is a little bit more medium than medium, would under medium be the reverse? Fuck off. I don't get it. I don't understand why this is.
[0:22:42] Gavin: I took a picture of some sweatpants that I bought, and inside the waistband, I found this. Oh, my God. That's a regular medium.
[0:22:52] Eric: Can you hold that up for Andrew and the camera?
[0:22:54] Andrew: No, I saw it. Regular medium. Regular medium. That does imply that there are other mediums.
[0:23:01] Gavin: Yeah. So I think medium is much more of a gray area than you originally thought. And those are gray sweatpants. And they are very gray, yeah.
[0:23:10] Eric: So chest ironing board, huh?
[0:23:13] Geoff: Well, I was going to say, do we want to make, like, should we try to make an extra medium shirt, like a comment lever shirt or something? Or is there any point? Is that too dumb? Maybe an extra medium koozie? I feel like all the dumbest ideas should go to koozie. Yeah, I don't think we should just slap extra medium on a shirt. Right. It doesn't feel like there's a point to that. No. Other than changing. So maybe it's enough to change the sizes. I think changing the sizes is good.
[0:23:34] Eric: I mean, I don't think it's good, but I think it's getting the point across.
[0:23:38] Gavin: And maybe we can start. But this is really overcomplicating it. Like, putting XM in the medium shirts when we make them in the future.
[0:23:47] Eric: I can.
[0:23:47] Geoff: Well, we do.
[0:23:48] Eric: I can see if that's something that's doable.
[0:23:50] Geoff: We do print on the info on the inside back of the shirt, right? Yeah.
[0:23:55] Gavin: I just don't know if that's like a file we make or whether it's something the manufacturer pulls.
[0:23:58] Geoff: No, no, no. It's a file we make. We can change that. Hell yeah. We should change that. Yeah. That's fantastic. As of right now. Yeah. As a matter of fact, if you have, from this point on, from today on, if you have any face shirt that just says medium on it, hold on to it. It is a limited edition. They will never be made again.
[0:24:18] Gavin: I now know my favorite part of these uniform board meetings is the amount of times Eric has to sigh and then start typing on his phone. It's the third one I've sent.
[0:24:28] Geoff: So, next bullet point, chest ironing board was a joke that came out of the end of episode one of Does It Do, which premiered today, did very well. I feel like we should make it. I feel like there's no point in not making it. And then would this be like a shirt that's an ironing board? Here's what I do. I'm going to take out. Here's what I think we do. And I bring this up because I can totally make this at home. Like I'm going to make the fruit gloves, which I still haven't made. But like I made the beef bracelet, like I made the too spicy ISC, like I made the wrist pocket, all the hits from Uniform. I can do it myself. But since we have an office day, we can do it together, too. I'll give you an idea of my brain prototype and see what you guys think. Here's what I'm thinking. We take a regular sized ironing board. We cut it in half. And then we're done. No, no. Then we get like a belt that we affix to the back of the bottom half of it that you can put right around your waist so that when you sit, it sits in your lap.
[0:25:28] Geoff: And then we get a backpack, cut the shoulder straps off, glue them to the top of the to the back of the top part of the iron so you can put it on like a reverse backpack. And then you can walk around. You have a full ironing board. So it's more of like sit at this.
[0:25:43] Gavin: I imagine like when they put on those big leaf blowers where it's like, yeah, yeah. Yeah. Kind of like that. But then you'd have to get it under your shirt.
[0:25:49] Andrew: I feel like you've just made body armor in like a Mad Max universe. I absolutely agree. This is not actually a product that does make body armor.
[0:25:58] Gavin: And is the goal to do ironing on yourself or is the goal to iron the shirt you're wearing? No, the goal is to iron on yourself. So it's not like I've put on a crease shirt. Let me pop on.
[0:26:08] Geoff: Yes, you could in theory put your chest ironing board on shirtless and then put the shirt on over the top of you and then iron directly on. And totally should be possible. But you can also, if like say you're at a hotel and you're like, oh, thank God I remembered I got my clothes are fucked up. Thank God I remembered to pack my folding ironing board. There's an ironing board of a hotel. Because this hotel doesn't have one. So you pull out your folding ironing board because you're short on space. It's like a British hotel. So there's no room. Okay. They're all three feet fucking wide. And so you can like sit in your one chair in the hotel room, plug in the iron and then lay your clothes out on your lap and then iron on your lap. Or if they're a little tall, iron up on your chest. This is a fantastic product. We should make it. But the question is, do y'all want to make it with me or do you just want me to show up
[0:26:57] Gavin: and give it to you?
[0:26:57] Andrew: Oh, I definitely want to be part of it.
[0:26:59] Gavin: Okay. There's definitely value in the blind sort of show and tell aspect of stuff. I agree. That's true. But I would also be willing to test a little collaborative effort on this one.
[0:27:08] Geoff: Yeah. I think it's worth it because like, you know, we had a pre board room meeting earlier this week, which we actually, we actually talked on, on face where we kind of planned out the rest of the season of does it do and everything that we came up with was made better by the group. Oh yeah. It was a great, it was a great meeting. Every idea was improved upon because of the group interaction. Yeah. So I'm in my head, I can make the ironing board that is in my head and I know it will work. I know it'll be awesome, but I can't help but feel like if we all make it together, it'll turn out to be a better ironing board. You guys will have ideas that I never would have thought of.
[0:27:41] Eric: Should we try to do that today? Because we have, I mean, we can go to lock up and probably find a lot of this stuff.
[0:27:48] Geoff: Yeah.
[0:27:49] Eric: And make it happen. I just can't take Andrew with us. It would, Andrew would have to wait and then we could like come back, you know, like later.
[0:27:56] Geoff: Well, we could do that or we could build it next office meeting. I'm fine. I'm fine with either.
[0:28:00] Eric: I think that, I think it's too far away, but that's just me. Yeah. That is too far away. Maybe we'll break for lunch or something. All right. Take lunch and then figure it out.
[0:28:09] Geoff: And then of course we should make a commercial for it. And then they'll put the commercial on TikTok. You should make a TikTok commercial. And then don't like, that's it. That's it. It's just, and that's where it lives. Okay. I think. MVP. Well, we already covered it. Banana wipes are holding us back.
[0:28:25] Unidentified: Right.
[0:28:26] Geoff: But when are we going to do it? All right. Yeah. We need to, we've, this has been scheduled twice. No, three times.
[0:28:36] Gavin: Three times? Yeah.
[0:28:36] Andrew: Three. Two or three times. This will be four.
[0:28:38] Gavin: This will be number four. I think Jeff moved it once. Andrew moved it once. I'll probably move it next time.
[0:28:44] Eric: Great. Fantastic.
[0:28:46] Gavin: That's great.
[0:28:47] Eric: Thank you.
[0:28:48] Geoff: Let's just schedule it for a day we know we can't do it on and then Gavin can move it. No, I went out of the way.
[0:28:52] Gavin: I really want to watch this stupid monkey movie.
[0:28:54] Geoff: Well, that's right. Andrew, how much time do you need to get from 6% to 100%?
[0:28:59] Andrew: Uh, not necessarily a lot of time. I just didn't want to put any effort in until it was locked in on a day. So you give me a day, then I will get it done by that day. We did multiple, many times we gave you days. Six. Yeah, but, but I got pushed the last time.
[0:29:15] Eric: Is 16th something? Is it the 16th? That's a Friday. I'm looking. Hold on.
[0:29:20] Gavin: Of this month?
[0:29:22] Eric: Yes.
[0:29:23] Gavin: I'm gone.
[0:29:23] Andrew: I think Gavin's gone.
[0:29:24] Gavin: Back on the 22nd, though.
[0:29:27] Geoff: You mean the, the 23rd? Yeah, about the 23rd. Morning of the 23rd? September? It's my daughter's birthday. Yeah. In honor of Millie. Hang on. Go ahead.
[0:29:38] Eric: Well, I have therapy in the morning.
[0:29:39] Geoff: Yeah, right, right, right. That's fine. No, that's important. You need it. But what if we do? Let's do it after that.
[0:29:44] Eric: What if we do like, what if we do like noon to three? Hell yeah.
[0:29:47] Geoff: Let's have a monkey lunch. Monkey lunch?
[0:29:49] Andrew: Oh, it sounds fantastic.
[0:29:51] Geoff: We'll eat bananas and banana flavored stuff. Uh-huh. No, I'm good.
[0:29:55] Eric: Okay. That's it. Monkey lunch being added now. Andrew. Let me include Nick as well.
[0:30:04] Andrew: How to do a banana wipe.
[0:30:06] Gavin: I love how everything is percentages at the moment. It's coming up a lot.
[0:30:11] Eric: We've been a percentages podcast, I think, for like a while now, but like not outright. It has definitely ramped up.
[0:30:17] Gavin: I would love to make a shirt that is a take on the, like what Nick posted yesterday in the Discord of the fallout guy. Oh. And it just has both ankles dotted to say, and it just says crippled by both. Zero percent.
[0:30:31] Geoff: And it's just Andrew is the face. Should we have it be like all three of us next to each other and it just shows everybody's illness? We had, there was a time when there were five bad ankles between the three of us. You guys are crazy.
[0:30:52] Eric: What a mess. Oh, man.
[0:30:57] Gavin: I didn't think I would do both my ankles in my own office. That was quite a shock.
[0:31:02] Geoff: That was really something. I told that to my girlfriend last night and she laughed so hard. And at no point did she like wonder if you were okay.
[0:31:11] Gavin: Well, you know, a no-show at the meal.
[0:31:14] Geoff: Yep. Well, that's just how I knew I had the right woman. I was just like, oh, she's perfect for me. She doesn't care about anybody else's safety either.
[0:31:22] Eric: Okay. So we got MVP sorted. There'll be a banana wipes. That's brilliant. We got that. Cool. So let's figure out baseballs because we were supposed to do that today. And then when's MVP? I'm going to write it. What? Oh, MVP will be September 23rd at noon, 12 p.m. central. You can take off your headphones.
[0:31:39] Geoff: Andrew, don't say anything funny.
[0:31:41] Eric: You can say whatever you want.
[0:31:42] Geoff: What the fuck? He's doing it British style, so it's backwards. Great. It's so confusing.
[0:31:48] Gavin: Well, I mean, hang on. How does Canada do the date? Probably like that.
[0:31:53] Andrew: I don't know. I don't know. Do you do it day and then month?
[0:31:55] Eric: Hang on. Was your answer, I don't know? What do you mean?
[0:31:58] Andrew: Yeah, I never know. Like when you went to school and they taught you. You never filled out a form? No. Well, no. I never know what to put there. I just do either or. What? I don't know what the standard is. I have no idea. What is the standard? Do you do? I don't know. Let me look. I'll Google.
[0:32:17] Geoff: That motherfucker is flummoxed. I did not mention that question to break him.
[0:32:23] Gavin: There's so much we don't know about Andrew. We don't know why he can't come until November. It's mysterious. I know why he can't come until November.
[0:32:29] Geoff: He doesn't want to.
[0:32:32] Gavin: My theory, my newest theory is that he's been doing the Halo Infinite weekly challenge every week since the game came out, which was in November. And he's trying to get the full year before he leaves Canada.
[0:32:43] Eric: Interesting.
[0:32:44] Andrew: The date can be written either with the day or the month first in Canadian English. Optionally with the day of the week.
[0:32:50] Gavin: I feel like Andrew potentially grew up in multiple countries. And he's been right at both his entire life.
[0:32:56] Geoff: What if, what are those creatures in Halo? I can't remember this. I'm blanking on the name. One of the big guys you fight with the green. Brutes. No. Elites. Hunters. Hunters. No. Hunters. Yeah. Or hunters the guy that shoot the green. Yeah. Fuel rod. Yeah. Fuel rod's at you and you got to hit him in the back. And they're made of worms. Yeah. What if Andrew is actually made of worms and he knows he can't get through TSA? Like there's no way they're going to let a worm body through TSA.
[0:33:23] Andrew: I've been there though. I've been, I've been in Austin several times.
[0:33:26] Gavin: It's like that, that scene in fifth element where he's trying to hold in the fact that he's like this big thing and you can see his chin going like incredible, but it's just worms going like.
[0:33:37] Geoff: Oh my God. Let me through. I can't come to America because I'm worms.
[0:33:46] Andrew: Because I'm worms. I hate to break to you guys. I've been trying to hide this for a long time. I'm worms. I'm, I'm 98% worm. I'm a hive mind of worms.
[0:34:03] Geoff: Wow. In high school, my nickname was Worm Borg.
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[0:35:10] Geoff: Okay. So we still need to do baseballs. And Andrew still needs to figure out how they write dates in his country. Right.
[0:35:18] Andrew: So it's both. Andrew, did you not get enough sleep last night? I'm a little tired. Yeah. Hmm.
[0:35:24] Geoff: Hmm. I'll sleep. You guys up pretty late playing Halo? No. It's just you. No. Hmm. This might be early for him, too. It was two hours earlier there. Earlier than normal. What time would you say you wake up on an average day, Andrew? Do you have an alarm? Do you set an alarm to wake up?
[0:35:38] Andrew: I have an alarm set for 7.30 a.m. I typically wake up before them.
[0:35:42] Geoff: Every day?
[0:35:44] Andrew: Not on weekends.
[0:35:45] Geoff: Hmm. What time would you say you get up on the weekends?
[0:35:47] Andrew: Uh, probably closer to 9.30. Hmm. Around there. Yeah. Uh. It's a rolling conversation.
[0:35:54] Eric: Yeah. Yeah. I'm going to change it up. Uh, here. Uh, got a response from the merch team. We will change the pages. Size spec will take a while because, uh, there, they are shared specs across brands. So I think that's saying like. They'll have to break it out. Yeah, exactly. Yeah, that's fine. It's a little work. We currently have medium listed as M. So do you want it to be XM or spell it out? It should just be XM, right? I guess so.
[0:36:15] Gavin: Yeah, if it's written as M, it should be XM. Yeah. Yeah. XM. And if it's written out medium, it'll be it. Extra medium. Got it. Extra medium.
[0:36:22] Geoff: Now, should it be. I'll say that anywhere. Now, should it be written out as E-X-T-R-A medium or X-T-R-A medium? I think with an E. Okay. I mean, that's how you wrote it. Yeah. I was just thinking like, it's a little cooler if you. Extra. You like emphasize, punch the X. Like extreme. Extreme medium.
[0:36:43] Eric: Okay. It's happening. I guess. So baseballs. Okay. Gavin is not around. Starting soon. Okay. Do we need, do we wait until after he's back? Do we do it on a week when he's here? Do we do it on our next office meeting? Which would be October, but you have to move it. Here's the question.
[0:37:03] Geoff: Yeah. Does the audience even remember? Oh, I think there are people who want baseballs. Okay. So we need to, so probably sooner than later.
[0:37:10] Unidentified: Yeah.
[0:37:11] Geoff: All right. Yeah. All right.
[0:37:13] Gavin: And we just need to do exactly what we did last time? Yeah. We just got to hit baseballs. How do we get it so that more people can screen match their baseballs? Because I thought that was really cool that the guy. Screen matched? Found his baseball in the video. Did you do it with the giant hands? Yeah. Yeah.
[0:37:27] Eric: Those are huge. Huge hands. It's pretty cool.
[0:37:29] Geoff: Massive hands.
[0:37:30] Eric: So do you want to be there to take pictures of every ball that's hit or what? I don't know. I kind of don't want to make another video. Right.
[0:37:36] Gavin: This is more sounding like something that we should have done in the first video. Right. Right.
[0:37:39] Eric: Which is something that you just like walked yourself backwards into by going, here's some ideas. I don't want to do that.
[0:37:44] Geoff: What if we get, what if we get somebody to just take a still photo of every ball after it's been hit? Right. That's why I was saying if Gavin was going to do that. Yeah. But he was going to, we're talking video, but, and then we just put up a page of just all the photos and then you can go see if you can find your ball. Well, I mean, you'll have your ball. Yeah. But you see if you can find your ball. My ball was number 62 on the, on the, on the wall of ball, on the ball wall.
[0:38:09] Andrew: Ball wall?
[0:38:10] Geoff: Ball wall.
[0:38:10] Andrew: I like the ball wall.
[0:38:12] Eric: I like the ball wall. Yeah. Um, so when are we going to hit these? Oh yeah. Uh, this is so everyone at home understands this is typically how it goes where it's here's one idea. All right. Here's four more ideas on top. When? Oh, right.
[0:38:30] Geoff: How about, uh, man, this Uno infinite stream is really fucking my life up.
[0:38:34] Eric: Yeah. I know. Cause that's the day we were supposed to do the monkey thing.
[0:38:36] Geoff: Yeah.
[0:38:37] Eric: And then it's a day where you go, Oh, we could have done the baseball.
[0:38:40] Geoff: When is that? The ninth. And then I also had the idea. I presented to Emily yesterday. I was like, what if we just go to Michigan for the weekend and just drive around and look at houses and like try to find a town to buy a house in. And she goes, aren't you doing that Uno thing? And I was like, God damn it. Yeah. Yeah. There's no time. Huh? You're leaving? It's a vacation home. Oh. I'm not, I told you if I, listen, we discussed this at dinner. Yeah. Dinner he was at? Any, yeah. Anywhere I move, I, you will be taken into consideration and we will move together. Okay.
[0:39:10] Gavin: Cause you're the only reason I'm still here.
[0:39:11] Geoff: You're the only reason I'm still here. I get it. Believe, believe me, dude. You and Millie are the only reasons I'm still in Texas. We will move together and I will find a, and I won't, I won't also, dude, I won't buy the house without getting your okay first to make sure that you're okay with the town.
[0:39:26] Gavin: I just need to make sure that my car looks good at that, at that house. Yeah.
[0:39:29] Geoff: No, I want to, like anywhere.
[0:39:30] Gavin: How do you think it looks right now?
[0:39:31] Geoff: The backend not so good or what? I'm trying, it looks like shit right now. I'm trying to find the perfect place for us to move into the next phase of our life together based on the conversations that we've had. Uh huh. Okay. Yeah. Yeah. But that none of that. None of that, by the way, precludes our ability to do this podcast and it's not going to happen tomorrow. And when it does, it'll be a vacation home and until eventually we retire and have our old, old days together. Hey, Andrew.
[0:39:59] Andrew: Yeah.
[0:40:00] Geoff: Yeah.
[0:40:00] Andrew: When do you think we're going to hit the baseballs? I don't know when we'll hit the baseballs. I'm just, I'm more focused on if they move by November, it is not my fault. If I never end up in Texas, I just want that known. That is no longer on me. Much like Vegas, not my fault. That is true. I will say that is true.
[0:40:17] Geoff: We're not hitting the baseballs before Gavin leaves. I don't think.
[0:40:21] Eric: Well, yeah, I would think.
[0:40:23] Geoff: So we'll have to do it.
[0:40:25] Eric: Are we doing a podcast on Thursday? Yeah. I mean, are we? This, this coming Thursday, the eighth? Yeah. Yeah. Why would we not?
[0:40:36] Geoff: Oh, I can't. Wait, the eighth? No, no, I'm good. I can't. Jesus. No, no, I'm sorry. I'm sorry. Eric, look. I was in the wrong week. No, no, Eric, look. Because I had ****. I had ****. But that's on, Gavin's out of town. Hey, hey, Jeff.
[0:40:48] Eric: No, you don't.
[0:40:51] Geoff: What? You don't have ****. Oh, you're right. Yeah, I know. I forgot. We were holding off on that. Oh. Well, okay. We can cut that. Yeah, no.
[0:41:01] Eric: Turns out I'm clear on the 15th. Yeah, turns out.
[0:41:05] Geoff: Dude, what a relief. That **** was heavy on my calendar that week. Oh, man. That makes my life way easier. It probably makes some other people's lives way harder.
[0:41:14] Eric: I mean, we could hit him on the 15th. Oh, no.
[0:41:16] Geoff: We can't do an episode.
[0:41:17] Eric: Why don't we just hit him before the episode? You're not here on the 15th.
[0:41:21] Gavin: No. On the 8th.
[0:41:22] Geoff: On the 8th episode. Yeah. Can we do it in the morning? I have to do an SBI post show at 1 p.m. that day.
[0:41:31] Eric: So we're going to squeeze it in in the morning on the 8th? Yeah, okay. From, what, 10 to noon, I guess? Try to get it there. Yeah. That sounds great to me. It does? That works? Yeah.
[0:41:41] Geoff: It works for Andrew.
[0:41:41] Eric: Oh, cool. It works for you. Thanks, Andrew.
[0:41:43] Geoff: You're welcome.
[0:41:44] Eric: Appreciate it, man.
[0:41:45] Gavin: I can even do nine. Do you think we could hook up a button that Andrew can press in Canada that swings a baseball bat in Texas? Yes. Get Marcus to make.
[0:41:54] Geoff: That technology has to exist.
[0:41:56] Gavin: I mean, it's just, just be like a computer hooked up to a solenoid or something. That can be made.
[0:42:05] Eric: Hitting baseballs, adding Jeff, adding Gavin, adding Nick. I'll see who else wants to come and hit, like, catch them.
[0:42:15] Geoff: Yeah, there you go.
[0:42:16] Eric: All right. There it is. Like Jack, so we can show up halfway through. Not even worth the time to go back in and invite him. Okay. So, when you guys hear this, I'm sure that by the time this comes out, it will have been past the eighth. So, just know that it probably moved and we didn't hit the baseballs on the eighth. Yeah.
[0:42:36] Andrew: I was about to say, I'd love to know how many of these things actually happen by the time we do the next office day.
[0:42:43] Eric: I'm so excited for Jeff to go, like, guess what? My tooth fell out. It did happen. No, if my tooth falls out, I'm walking away. We discussed this.
[0:42:50] Geoff: He's walking away. Yeah, there's, you won't see Jeff anymore. September 8th, 10 a.m. Dude, we're blowing through this office day. This is awesome. Look at all the work we're doing. Look at all the work we're scheduling to do in the future that we're not doing today. That we're probably not, also not doing in the future. Oh, we'll do it in the future. It may not be that future, but it'll be in a future. Jesus Christ. Do you think there's an alternate dimension, like an alternate universe, where we're really, really, like, just fucking gung-ho and successful and f*** face, and we just, we make tons of stuff, and we meet all of our deadlines, and we.
[0:43:27] Gavin: Yes.
[0:43:27] Geoff: There has to be, right? Infinite possibilities? Yeah. For sure. Yeah.
[0:43:30] Andrew: Love to meet those guys. In that universe, I only have upper body injuries. It's the exact opposite.
[0:43:36] Eric: There's his wrists.
[0:43:37] Andrew: His shoulders are fucked.
[0:43:39] Geoff: He's got a lifetime of nipple problems. Oh, man. He's just like, I can't record today, guys.
[0:43:46] Eric: My wrists and nipples are acting up. Okay. Do we want to come up with ideas for this sock thing? Yes. Because here's the thing. The socks we've seen, the cursed socks, which we will be cursing. Well, not we. Gavin will be cursing live.
[0:43:58] Gavin: And we just came up with changing them both to also be left socks? Yes.
[0:44:03] Geoff: I mean, I think that's-
[0:44:03] Gavin: To try and pull old jokes back into the present.
[0:44:06] Geoff: Correct. I would like to see one product, one day, that's like the- What is it? Catamari? How do you say that? Catamari? Catamari, yeah. Catamari, like the boat? No, the catamari, yeah. No, Catamari Dynasty or whatever, the ball that you roll on. Catamari Damacy, yeah. Catamari Damacy, thank you. That's just like the Catamari Damacy of all of our jokes wrapped up into one dumb ball. Big ball. Yeah. And we'll put it on the bull wool. Pretty good. That was a ball wall. We forgot about the ball wall. We need to write that down. I'm not going to write down a ball wall.
[0:44:42] Eric: Okay, so we don't know when the socks are actually coming out, but- Close. We do have- Am I doing it as a live stream? Yes. It will be a live stream, either half an hour or an hour. I think we'll kind of have carte blanche to kind of do whatever we want to-
[0:44:54] Gavin: And will I just have my own sort of mystic area of the set, and then you other guys are going to be filling time while I'm cursing?
[0:45:01] Geoff: I think we can- I think that was the initial pitch, was I thought while you had your little voodoo area or wherever where you're doing your cursings, and then we're off on the other side, like on the main stage. And in my head, we would be selling switch fucks, but I don't think those are going to be ready anytime soon. No. So-
[0:45:19] Eric: But here's the thing. Is this where we incorporate the tuxedo?
[0:45:23] Geoff: Yes.
[0:45:24] Eric: Because we don't have any tuxedo stuff right now. Are you wearing the tuxedo while you curse these socks? Well, we were going to do the poster with the tuxedo, right?
[0:45:33] Gavin: We're going to recreate that.
[0:45:34] Eric: Right, right.
[0:45:35] Geoff: Yeah.
[0:45:35] Gavin: Maybe we'll sell those posters too. Okay, I can see about getting that. Because I think if I'm in curse mode, I should be wearing some sort of cloak with a high collar. I agree.
[0:45:44] Eric: Yeah.
[0:45:45] Gavin: So not the tuxedo?
[0:45:46] Geoff: I think we put the- I think we get a mannequin.
[0:45:49] Gavin: I should look like Solitaire in Live and Let Die. Have you seen that film? Yes. Jane Seymour.
[0:45:58] Geoff: I think- Dr. Quinn. I think that we should get a mannequin. Okay. And that we should put the tuxedo on the mannequin and then- I was thinking like we put it in storage or somewhere after that, but maybe the tuxedo on the mannequin is just like the silent member of F*** Face and anytime we have a video, anytime we record a video, it's somewhere in the background.
[0:46:22] Eric: Okay. I love that.
[0:46:22] Geoff: Just like we're watching over.
[0:46:23] Eric: Okay. So we need a tuxedo for the mannequin. We need a mannequin for the tuxedo. Sorry. Yeah. We need- we have the tuxedo. We need the mannequin. Are you tired already? Sorry, it's all just very backwards. No, I'm just thinking ahead- That's a lot for your brain, I know. I'm thinking ahead at what that means logistically for not just the mannequin, but for the stream and then being able to keep the mannequin on hand for when we want to shoot stuff because it's never- No, I got it. The whole time we were talking and figuring that out- Gavin's looking up- Gavin was looking up pictures of- I didn't disappoint. No, I got it. I'm just thinking because the things that happen here are sudden, I feel like, so I want to make sure that we can have it on hand. Yeah. So I can keep it in my office kind of- Like on-hand-a-kin.
[0:47:07] Gavin: Yep. So- Should we have a physical museum here at some point?
[0:47:12] Eric: Yes. Yeah, I think we have to. Yeah.
[0:47:14] Gavin: Yeah, the Ripken's believe it because why not? Yeah.
[0:47:16] Eric: But like, how? Like that doesn't- We keep saying, yeah, we'll do a museum, and it's like, I don't even know logistically how to begin to do that. We need- Yeah, it feels very much like an RTX idea. Plastic cases around a bunch of shit.
[0:47:30] Gavin: Like when you walk into a room and you just see like a nice plastic cube and the nice thrice to meet you is just- But you're right.
[0:47:36] Eric: Your idea is just to have this and that's it?
[0:47:40] Gavin: I love the idea of the stuff we talk about causing like a rent payment. Like you have to store it and it's like inconvenient for the rest of the company. And it's like, oh, you got- We're now paying to keep this stuff- Right. In boxes.
[0:47:53] Geoff: I do like that idea too. I do.
[0:47:57] Eric: Huh. Okay, so you want to be dressed like a Bond villain. You want to curse the socks.
[0:48:03] Gavin: She's not a villain.
[0:48:05] Eric: And then the tuxedo's on a mannequin. And then we're selling it, huh?
[0:48:11] Geoff: We just sell f*** face stuff. Like whatever we have in the store at the time. And then just like putting on a show, talking, doing a little banter, you know?
[0:48:18] Eric: Andrew, you'll be pipped in for that? You're good with that?
[0:48:21] Andrew: Yeah, no. Okay. Absolutely.
[0:48:22] Gavin: Yeah, maybe you could throw it to me if you want to find out about the current curse or-
[0:48:25] Eric: What if- Okay, so what if Andrew is there? What if you and- Jeff, you and I are on the one side and we're selling this stuff or whatever. And then Gavin, just like Solitaire, is cursing the socks. But then there's also the monitor looming over him and it's Andrew. And Andrew is there to like keep an eye on this curse to make sure that like all these curses are occurring. Okay. Jeff got excited. I have an idea. Okay. I don't know how hard this would be. Okay. I don't know how hard this would be to pull off. What that means is really f***ing hard.
[0:48:59] Geoff: What if Andrew appeared in a crystal ball? Ah, okay. All at warp. Yeah, he's just like in the crystal ball watching.
[0:49:11] Eric: We can try. I don't know what our crystal ball technology is. Surely that exists on Google.
[0:49:18] Unidentified: I should be able to buy something on Amazon.
[0:49:20] Gavin: What was the name of that guy in Power Rangers who was in the tube? Zordon. Yeah. It looked like that. Zordon.
[0:49:27] Unidentified: Zordon thing.
[0:49:28] Eric: Like his mouth is all morphed for budget reasons. What do you, what would you call what we're looking for so I can see if it exists? Crystal ball. Novel. Projectable. Projectable.
[0:49:43] Unidentified: Crystal ball projection. LCD crystal ball. Photo. Crystal ball photo. Just add play to it.
[0:49:51] Eric: Yep. Easy crystal ball illusion. How to easy crystal ball illusion using a projector and hall illusion. No, thanks. Like we just need Andrew in a crystal ball. Great. It's a great idea. I really do like it. Jeff's listening to spooky haunted music. Crystal balls.
[0:50:17] Geoff: Did you figure it out? No, but we can at least talk to Marcus. I'm sure he knows how to do it. Okay. Fans create clever and easy crystal ball. All right. Listen, I'll do some work on this on the weekend. I'll look at it and see what I can find. I mean, we have time because we didn't even have the fucking socks yet.
[0:50:32] Eric: Yeah, we don't have the socks yet.
[0:50:33] Gavin: I think Andrew should be barely recognizable.
[0:50:35] Eric: Yes, I agree. I think it needs to be. It needs to be a small crystal ball that is just like, that's fun for us. Lips and a mustache. Oh, did you know that Andrew was in the crystal ball? It's like nobody understands or gets it or sees it that well. Great. But I like the idea of splitting it where you and I are, we're trying to like sell this stuff and then Gavin and Andrew are performing some kind of ritual and they're doing some spooky stuff on the other side.
[0:51:05] Geoff: It would be good if we had a product to sell on our end. Yeah. Like the poster or whatever. But even if it's just like generic face stuff, we can do that. Maybe we can like clear out the warehouse or something. I think clearing out the warehouse would be. Kind of like we did with the Jeff stuff. Yeah, yeah. We did that with Face Jam too.
[0:51:18] Gavin: Should we also, because I know when we did the signing of the cards, we split it so that I, you know, you did most and I did some and Andrew did like one. Yeah. Do you guys want to come in and curse? No, because I feel like we're. One pair each. We don't have any. Yeah, I don't have any curse powers. I mean, I would like to.
[0:51:33] Geoff: I'm not cursed at the moment. But I just don't think, I mean, I think it would ruin the efficacy of the curse.
[0:51:38] Gavin: Right. Maybe it will make them really good luck socks though.
[0:51:40] Geoff: That's not what we're selling. Yeah.
[0:51:42] Gavin: That's a good point.
[0:51:44] Geoff: You gotta remember. I mean, I guess we can sell good luck socks later. You gotta remember how the universe works, right? Equal and opposite reactions. Yeah. So if you have, you're cursing socks, those socks are very unlucky to somebody. But because of that unluck, somebody else gets extra luck. So those socks are lucky to somebody else. Right, right. They're just not wearing them. That person's enemy or whatever, you know? Like their day got better. They don't know exactly how, but because their enemy put on cursed socks.
[0:52:12] Gavin: I do like the idea of someone winning the lottery and thinking, oh, someone else is wearing some unlucky socks today. Yeah, probably.
[0:52:18] Geoff: Now, I had written up there, I wrote influencers in quotes because I hate that word. But are there people we want to gift the socks to? Cursed socks? Like anybody out there in the world that you like or don't like, that you want to like send a free pair of socks to? As like a, not even like the f*** face apology basket, just like as a gift from f*** face?
[0:52:42] Gavin: I mean, as long as there's a disclaimer saying that they are actually cursed. Well, it's all over the socks.
[0:52:46] Eric: It's all over the box, yeah. I mean, they are cursed socks.
[0:52:49] Gavin: Are we doing the wallet card just in case they die? Not doing that. Tough.
[0:52:54] Geoff: We should. Kind of funny?
[0:53:08] Eric: Kind of funny would be good. Rocco from Mega64 is a big sock guy.
[0:53:12] Geoff: Oh, is he?
[0:53:13] Eric: Yeah, he's got like, he loves like Pizza Hut socks and all kinds of crazy shit. Oh, yeah, we could send Rocco a pair of socks. I think socks that say f*** you and they're cursed.
[0:53:20] Geoff: He already, and also I'll be honest with you, he seems like a guy who's already been cursed a few times.
[0:53:24] Eric: Yeah, you know, so like the socks, maybe there's sort of like a double negative situation where, yeah.
[0:53:28] Geoff: Like, even if it's not, like, that's a great example of like Rocco puts on cursed socks. Yeah. I bet Sean's life gets better. Yeah, it could be that.
[0:53:37] Eric: You think we should send them to Ray? Should we just send Ray a pair of socks and say f*** you?
[0:53:44] Geoff: If you wanted to have somebody have the bare minimum reaction to a joke, I think Ray's definitely the person. Oh, socks. Sweet. Oh, you want me to tweet about it? I don't know, those are socks.
[0:54:01] Eric: Those are all really good Ray impressions. Yeah, well, we've worked with him for a while.
[0:54:08] Gavin: It's so weird that we only worked with Ray for like two and a half years. It feels like so much longer.
[0:54:13] Geoff: I guess I worked with him for a little bit longer because he was like a stringer, you know, before he came in. But like face to face, was it really that two and a half years? Maybe it was three and a half? No, no, no. It was a f***ing thousand years ago. I don't know that. Yeah, it feels a lot longer than it was. Yeah, it does. Well, he left an indelible mark on our hearts.
[0:54:30] Eric: Mm-hmm. Yeah. Okay, we'll start looking for a list of influencers that we can send.
[0:54:35] Geoff: Just somebody who like, like, I don't know. But I just thought like somebody who might get the joke or appreciate it or think it's funny. Yeah. Or be horribly offended.
[0:54:43] Andrew: Kevin Donovan would be a bad choice. Not that I could get that information. I don't think that would play.
[0:54:48] Eric: You've got, so did you already send the email that says, hey, where do you live?
[0:54:57] Geoff: Hey, Kevin, tuxedo guy here. Need your address. We'll send you a pair of socks and say, fuck off.
[0:55:02] Eric: Big fan. Okay. Well, we'll start making a list and see who else we can. Just an idea. Yeah, a bit of outreach. A little cursed outreach. Yeah, I like it. Are you making a list?
[0:55:12] Geoff: The list is going down the list. Okay.
[0:55:16] Eric: I feel like, we said kind of funny, but I think like specifically if Andy Cortez were to get these socks. Andy. Yeah. I feel like he would, I think he would be so excited and then he would open and see that they were cursed and think the curse was real and then be afraid of the socks. And then Rocco. Yeah, that's good. Oprah?
[0:55:39] Unidentified: Oh, dude. Coolio. Oh. Oh, that's a great one. Keenan and Kel. Keenan and Kel. Can we send it to Keenan and Kel? Keenan will throw them out, but Kel will use them.
[0:55:49] Geoff: Yeah.
[0:55:50] Unidentified: They'd like that.
[0:55:52] Geoff: Who else is big in f***ing face lore? We can find Billy Ripken.
[0:55:55] Eric: I mean, Don Zimmer, but we can't. What are we going to do? Put him on the grave, I suppose. Fucking Andrew just sent me this picture. Wario in a crystal ball.
[0:56:06] Unidentified: Proof of concept.
[0:56:08] Eric: It's not. Mario Party is not a proof of concept. Proof of concept. Jackie Chan. Oh.
[0:56:16] Gavin: That's a good one. I kind of, I don't want to offend Jackie Chan there.
[0:56:20] Geoff: No, nobody wants to offend Jackie Chan. He's a treasure. That's a good point, though. Like, I like that line of thinking, though. We got through, like, the people that are important to f***ing face lore.
[0:56:29] Eric: Like, the monkey from MVP 2? Like, is that someone who needs to be dead? Jack? Yeah, is he alive? You think Jack is dead?
[0:56:37] Geoff: How long is it? 30, 40 years, man. What is it, a chimp? A chimp will live a long time. Unless they, like, unless they eat somebody's face off, then they got to put him down.
[0:56:45] Gavin: The, um...
[0:56:45] Eric: Siri. The one in Dunstan... How long does chimp live?
[0:56:48] Gavin: The one in Dunstan Checks In was an orangutan, I think. Dude, Dunstan Checks In is a phenomenal movie.
[0:56:54] Geoff: Should we watch that? When was the last time you saw it? Probably, like, a year ago.
[0:56:59] Gavin: That's way too recent. That's way too recent. It is a good-ass movie, though. Do you know that in that movie, Rupert Everett, the, uh... The bad guy. The bad guy. I think growing up, I thought he was, like, some old guy. He was in his 30s in that movie. Yeah.
[0:57:13] Eric: What?
[0:57:13] Gavin: Yeah, he was pretty young. Yeah, he was, like, 30s. Really? 38 or something.
[0:57:16] Geoff: Yeah. He looked old. Wow. Um... That might have been, uh, makeup.
[0:57:21] Gavin: Yeah.
[0:57:22] Geoff: Maybe they aged him up.
[0:57:22] Eric: It says that chimps can live in captivity, average lifespan, 30, 39 years for a female, 32 for a male. However, world's oldest, Chib, 68 years old.
[0:57:32] Gavin: Oh, wow. I want to know if the orangutan from Dunstan checks in was older than the kid.
[0:57:40] Eric: I don't... Guaranteed. I feel like... Yeah, almost certainly. It would have to be?
[0:57:43] Gavin: Would it?
[0:57:44] Eric: I don't know. I don't know. Monkey ages?
[0:57:48] Geoff: Yeah, or, like, what are, like, monkey age labor laws, too? It's true. Like, it probably had to be a certain age. Yeah.
[0:57:54] Eric: To be on set. Yeah. Um, okay, so we got a good thing there. And then, anything... Does it do? We're filming soon. Oh, yeah. But, too... I mean, we could try to pick a date, but I think that's gonna be in October. Like, I just don't even think we're gonna have time in September. I just don't think it's gonna happen. With Gavin's stuff, with the amount we're doing, and with the amount that's already happening production-wise in September, I think October is probably gonna be the earliest we're gonna be able to do it. But we have, like, a great... We have, like, a great list of stuff.
[0:58:23] Geoff: But what if we were able to film it on the last week of September? I can check with... Wait, the Sox stream? No, no, no, no.
[0:58:30] Eric: We're back to Does It Do? Does It Do?
[0:58:32] Andrew: Oh, okay.
[0:58:33] Eric: I can check with Shane. You're talking about the week of the 26th? Yeah, like, maybe we did it on the... 29th or the 30th? I can check with Shane and see what the production calendar is. Just to see. Okay.
[0:58:42] Geoff: Yeah. Just to ask.
[0:58:43] Eric: Okay. I'll... I think I'm gonna be... Well, I guess I... I shouldn't say.
[0:58:48] Unidentified: Yeah!
[0:58:49] Eric: All right. I'll email our show floor. Does It Do availability on... Did your laptop just turn off? Did it? Andrew? Andrew, you there? It's frozen. Oh, is it? Hang on. I think it probably just was an hour and timed out. Yeah. I don't think it was the battery. Is it the battery?
[0:59:09] Gavin: Could have been.
[0:59:10] Eric: I think my battery's dead. You won't be able to see us anymore, Andrew. I'm sorry. No, that's okay. I have... I think there's a plug-in here somewhere. Let's do availability September... What were we saying? 20... Looking at, like, that last week. Yeah, 28th, 29th. Gavin, how would you feel about that? About, like, the last... The 29th or 30th of September. After therapy.
[0:59:31] Gavin: I got a camera coming in at some point then. Well, you gotta be there to sign for a UPS receipt?
[0:59:37] Geoff: No, I just got a rental. That'll be expensive to not. Where do you rent a camera from? Do you have to get it from some other country or some other state? I rent it from the company that makes it. Oh, where are they from? New Jersey. That's... So, New Jersey is the answer. Thank you.
[0:59:51] Andrew: That's very logical that you'd rent it from the company that makes it. Well, no, you could rent it from a rental company. I went in my head... Yeah. In my mind, I went to... There's, like, a Stanley Cup guy. Like, there's a camera guy. You had a camera guy that you're renting from that, like, had all the cameras. All the lenses.
[1:00:08] Geoff: Was it a Phantom? Makes sense. Yeah. Have you ever been to the Phantom headquarters in New Jersey? I have. How is it? They all came out and took pictures of me. Did they? Yeah.
[1:00:16] Gavin: That's nice. Was it a big crew? It's quite a lot of people, yeah. I bet. Okay.
[1:00:22] Eric: I'm getting it... I'm seeing what the availability is for that. Just can't hurt to ask. Yeah, yeah. On either the 29th or 30th or a does it do shoot?
[1:00:33] Geoff: I love that our list of influencers is just Andy from Kind of Funny, Rocco from Mega64, Ray Narvaez, Coolio, Keenan Kell, and Jackie Chan.
[1:00:42] Eric: With a question mark.
[1:00:43] Gavin: Does Ray ever... Does Ray know about this podcast? No. Probably not.
[1:00:47] Eric: Is that a bit out of it? Have I talked to him? I must have, but I don't know. I think that wraps us up for our actual office talk chit and chat.
[1:00:57] Geoff: Everybody talks to Ray except the people that used to work with Ray.
[1:00:59] Eric: What is that? Well, have you tried... I don't know if you know this. Ray, not the guy reaching out. Have you tried reaching out to Ray? We had breakfast a lot ago.
[1:01:08] Gavin: I texted him recently. Yeah. He's always streaming. I never want to bother him while he's streaming.
[1:01:13] Eric: Bother him while he's streaming. It doesn't matter. It does not matter.
[1:01:16] Gavin: I just text him, hey, remember when we used to record games using the capture window in Final Cut 7? And if it dropped one frame, the entire video would go... That sounds all up for.
[1:01:28] Eric: That's insane.
[1:01:28] Gavin: And we were just reminiscing about how shitty our systems were.
[1:01:33] Eric: That's fucked. Oh, we also want to get more people in the audience, right, for Does It Do? Are you guys cool with that?
[1:01:39] Geoff: Oh, yeah. So, the audience really... One of the comments we noticed a lot on the launch was that people loved your laughter in it. And we had a... This is some sausage talk. We had a lot of conversations beforehand. Is that a phrase that I should know, by the way? It comes from the phrase, like, learn how the sausage is made. Oh, okay. It's like the peer behind the scenes kind of thing. I just decided to call it sausage talk in the middle of it.
[1:02:03] Andrew: And that's a thing now. That's a very different podcast.
[1:02:05] Geoff: Yeah. So, a little sausage talk. We had early edits had canned laughter throughout the episode. And I got what it was going for. It was definitely, like, more toward the infomercial spoof angle. But it just sounded kind of hollow. And we noticed that even... We could hear your laughter in it still. And that was so much funnier. We dumped the canned laughter, boosted your laughter. So, the discussion was... That was my first note, I think, actually, on the first cut. And I do think...
[1:02:34] Eric: Uniform board meeting sausage talk. I do think that in the second episode, which is out by the time this is out, there were more people in the studio at that time. And so, you'll probably hear more laughter and more kind of, like, chatter. And I think that's probably the way we should go with the second one. We'll just grab people from around and see if they want to come watch you guys watch Gavin fall and break his wrist or his ass or whatever.
[1:03:01] Gavin: Maybe when I break my ass, we could replay it and put the GTA Wasted over it.
[1:03:08] Geoff: People were like... I was in the live chat this morning when it premiered on YouTube. And people were like, oh, here's the point where Gavin gets hurt. Oh, there's where Gavin got hurt. And I was just like, that is not where Gavin got hurt. Gavin actually gets hurt in episode two. And people were like, holy fuck. Because that looked bad.
[1:03:24] Eric: Yeah.
[1:03:25] Geoff: They were blown away when you kicked the TV.
[1:03:27] Eric: Okay, cool. So, I feel good about our list of things.
[1:03:30] Geoff: Yeah, last thing we have here is Supplemental Content Office Talk. That's what this is. We recorded it. It is Uniform Board Meeting Sausage Talk 9-2-22.
[1:03:38] Gavin: I also want to still work on a little, like, five-minute best-of clips for F*** Face and call it, like, the F*** Face introduction document or something that people can send their friends. Oh. Oh. I don't know what to include.
[1:03:52] Eric: You're saying, like, when people say, like, how do I get into the show, it's, like, some best-of clips. Yeah. Like a little onboarding document.
[1:04:00] Andrew: We're talking about making an entire episode of that, right? Like, trying to design the best opening. It could be a full, long thing, yeah.
[1:04:06] Gavin: I just don't know what I put in it. There's so much to pick from. Yeah. But I feel like we do need a condensed, like, people at the company are always asking me, like, which episode of F*** Face should I start with? And I have no idea ever what to send.
[1:04:16] Eric: Me either. I just say 16. Yeah. For whatever reason, that is just the one that, I couldn't tell you what happens in episode 16, but I just remember it being a thing when we did episode 16. I sometimes just throw a number out. Yeah. I'll be like, oh, 46 is the one.
[1:04:29] Gavin: That's dangerous. That one sucked.
[1:04:32] Eric: Yep. Okay, so are we good then? We got all of our, are we, like.
[1:04:37] Geoff: I think we, we covered all the, all the, all the things we needed to cover.
[1:04:41] Eric: Well, I hope people, I hope people listen to this and don't just go, what the fuck is going on? Well, we'll have to release it for them to listen to it.
[1:04:48] Geoff: But I don't know, we'll be discussed when we'll do that. No, we should, I guess we can do that offline.
[1:04:53] Gavin: This could also be included in the, is that too much sausage?
[1:04:56] Eric: No, we can figure out when you want it to come out. It's just like, when do you want it to come out? It's not coming out tomorrow. Right. This is the part where we have a fucking conversation about it instead of just tomorrow.
[1:05:10] Geoff: What do you think? Like in a month? Uh, I think we can get it. Maybe episode one comes out as we record episode two. So next office thing.
[1:05:17] Andrew: I feel like we need to, we need to make more of the fact that this is, it just hit me. This is the first time we've ever had a meeting as a group related to F*** Face ever.
[1:05:26] Geoff: Yes. And Nick is not here. This has never happened. I'd like to point out, so that people don't feel like we're exclusivatory. Mm-hmm. Uh, Nick was invited. Yeah, he is. He just couldn't make it. He had something else. He had something else going on. Something else going on. And he'll be at the next one, hopefully. Yep. He'll be here.
[1:05:40] Eric: Thank you, Stacey. Uh, yeah. Yeah. Uh, Nick will be here for the next one, I'm sure. Um, but. Is he going to go to the next Does It Do as well?
[1:05:52] Gavin: He should. Oh, he should. Because he's a great background laughter. He's a great background.
[1:05:54] Geoff: I feel like he should be at all stuff. Oh, I definitely agree. Yeah. Yeah.
[1:05:59] Gavin: Well, I wish we could hear him during the episodes.
[1:06:01] Eric: Yeah. Uh, let's, we can start doing that, I guess. It's like, we try. Uh, so if we look at this, you really want this to come out in a month? You want this to be in October? Like, do you want this to come out when we're going to do, like, the next one? Are you thinking sooner or later? Sooner. Okay. Sooner. I was thinking, like, the week of, maybe, like, the week of the 12th. Oh, that's what I was thinking. Or, like, the 19th. Yeah, no. You just didn't say it. You just decided to keep it to yourself? Yeah. Cool. Right on. Great.
[1:06:29] Geoff: Um, okay. Is everybody else okay with that? Week of the 12th? Yeah. We'll, uh. Sounds great. We'll cover any sensitive dates.
[1:06:35] Eric: Because you don't say anything!
[1:06:37] Geoff: Because everybody else said something.
[1:06:38] Gavin: Because we all said something! 12th of October?
[1:06:42] Unidentified: What are you talking about?
[1:06:44] Geoff: He's not listening at all. The week of September 12th, okay?
[1:06:49] Gavin: And this is for when it's coming out. Just when this conversation comes out. So I just put it to you, Eric. Why are you looking at me? Why does it matter?
[1:06:56] Eric: Because everyone, because I want to make sure we have buy-in from everyone, because it's a group effort. Yeah, sure. No, no. Because if I don't get a yes from you, and then I hear about it later, and you go, well, I never said. Because that's why. That, I'm buying myself. It's what Gus taught me. Don't give, don't give any of these people an inch. Any of them.
[1:07:14] Geoff: Is that really what he thought you did?
[1:07:15] Eric: Yes. He said, don't give them an inch. Why? Why? Why would you give them an inch? And I went, well, I mean, sometimes. And he went, don't, you're, you're not helping yourself. And I went, genius. Genius. I didn't know Gus cared enough to have opinions. That's why he, it's why he, he just went, like, just get the definitive. Karate chop it down. That's it. That's it. Okay, so Gavin said yes. Okay. That's all I wanted. He said, yeah, why not? He said, he said, yeah, sure.
[1:07:41] Geoff: Yeah, it doesn't require my attendance. No. No, no, no, no.
[1:07:44] Eric: I just want to make sure that you're fine with it. None whatsoever.
[1:07:46] Geoff: We'll blur any date stuff. Yeah. That's weird. Yeah, we'll blur. Audio blur. Yeah, we'll do a Gaussian blur. You know what?
[1:07:58] Gavin: We should work on getting this to be a live document for our next board meeting. Oh, I'll, I'll, I'll type it in too. Andrew can edit.
[1:08:07] Eric: Yeah, I'll, I'll type it in and invite us all to this thing. I want a tablet. A what? I want to be honest.
[1:08:12] Geoff: He said tablet like it was three words.
[1:08:15] Eric: Yeah.
[1:08:16] Geoff: He's like, I want a tablet. I want a tablet the next time.
[1:08:20] Gavin: Oh, no.
[1:08:22] Eric: I mean, I would type it up. My computer died, so. Okay. I think we're good then. Yeah. It's a good first board meeting. Yeah. Next time we'll discuss earnings.
[1:08:32] Geoff: That's very productive. Yeah. I agree. All right. All right. So we should stop this so that we can start the SBI post show.
[1:08:40] Eric: Oh, we should do that. Yeah. Okay.
[1:08:42] Geoff: This is the office.
[1:08:42] Eric: That's where we're here. Well, everyone. Board meeting adjourned. All right.
[1:08:46] Unidentified: Thank you. Thank you. Thank you.
